The Thunder CockEdit
Forged in the deep moist pits of your mom, and raised in the pressence of bountiful women. This sword greatly resembles a sort of body part. Quit dicking around tho and pull it out from being balls deep in rock. Time to take this cocksucker for a spin!
+150 CHA (for thoes who want it)
??.?% Chance to be struck by Lightning spell.
When unsheathed, causes massive AOE that "Gets Bitches".
When idoling with sword unsheathed for extensive periods of time, you can get the "Dicking aound" buff.